when ur pet smushes their head into ur hand so u will pet them
reblog if u agree
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PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
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I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but if you ask I will give you everything and I fucking despise that
youre the type of person i want to be with. your body is comforting and familiar and your laugh is contagious and your smile is breath taking and when youre excited your voice raises and it lights a little warmth in me and when youre drunk you can be sad and nostalgic and youre a nerd and youre awkward and clumsy and afraid of commitment but when i ask how long you want me for, you say. “as long as you do” and i want to give you everything and i freaking love you
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this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people
they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless personthis post got better
(Source: highonawindyhill, via beautiful-endless-dreams)
i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital
dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people
and I have a friend who wants to have sex but doesn’t want a baby.
don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.
i take birth control because it makes me not have periods and it makes me feel less dysphoric because im transgender
don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.
I take birth control to prevent my one and a bit remaining ovaries from growing any more large cysts that could result in the loss of my fertility and/or life
Don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to peoplebirth control is literally one of the safest, if not the absolute safest, pharmaceuticals and it has countless uses. it’s crucial and saying otherwise is ridiculous.
(Source: planetearthe, via i-m-d-e-p-r-e-s-s-e-d)
if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure
Oh god, I used this tactic so often. Because in most cases I was trying to pull dudes for my friends, rather than myself. You figure out who their leader is, go for #3 or #4 in the group, who is generally much cuter and a bit more shy. This is why he ranks high, but not too high. You go hard on this dude. You hold his hand and smile at him. You don’t even have to go further. Dude #3 is just bewildered you brushed off #1. This makes the dude at the top antsy. It causes dissent in the ranks. Your friends can now swoop in, picking from the remaining dudes as they start to scatter in the wind. They have lost all sense of self. You have secured free drinks for the rest of the night. And whatever else your genitals desire.
She broke that shit down so beautifully
women are masterminds and i love it
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